1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:01,625 So, we're done. 2 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:04,547 I'm-- Imma, Imma go ahead and-- is fired the word? I guess-- 3 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:05,836 I guess it is fired. 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,839 So, I'm gonna fire you, but in a-- 5 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,261 but in a dope way so that where we still cool. 6 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,966 Imma--Imma go on and, uh, and get ready. 7 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,389 My guy. 8 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,024 - [Kevin] It's stunt time. - [Jordan] Kevin. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,387 [Jordan] This is a terrible idea. 10 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,983 [Kevin] It's stunt time. 11 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,108 [Jordan] Listen, I'm not trying to show you off. 12 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,565 - [Kevin] Hey! - It's all good, Mr. Action Star. 13 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,485 [foreboding music] 14 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:30,988 Now, you listen to me. 15 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,816 All right, I've been in this business 16 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:36,254 for goddamn, goddamn, how long? How long? 17 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:39,075 You telling me that my goddamn reputation 18 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,871 doesn't speak for myself? 19 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,040 It's fucking should! 20 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,553 [clatters, glass shatters] 21 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,625 What, what, what is cap for a shoot? 22 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,217 Does Mackey have a guy? 23 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:52,386 He does. He-- everybody's got a fucking guy, huh? 24 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,006 What about the Adam Driver, man? You said he's available, huh? 25 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,846 I can-- I can-- listen, I can do work for him. 26 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,810 I can-- I can be Adam's driver, right? 27 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,111 I-- yeah-- no, listen, I'm serious about that. 28 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:05,395 I don't give a fuck. I'll drive. 29 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:09,489 I'll, I'll be Adam's Driver's driver's driver if I have to. 30 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,566 Goddamn it, Scott. Fuck you. 31 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,123 [sobbing] I've been in the goddamn business for years. 32 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,788 [crying] 33 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:20,575 [sniffs] 34 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:28,047 [music swelling] 35 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,723 [tool noises] 36 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:44,437 [metal clinking] 37 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:52,703 [Kevin, on laptop] You know what? This is my big time. 38 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,406 I really enjoy working. 39 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:58,486 I find a lot of, uh, peace, happiness, and, uh, solace, 40 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,953 and creating. 41 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,373 And now, my creating is about putting other people 42 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,333 in positions to win, um, 43 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:08,094 amplifying other careers and opportunities, not just me. 44 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,376 So, hopefully, it continues to grow. 45 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,589 [music ends] 46 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:13,589 I can't believe my stuntman would do this to me. 47 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,222 Ex-stuntman. 48 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:18,099 No, I gotta do something about this-- oh. Oh. 49 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,926 - Oh, whoa, whoa, Kevin. - Uh-oh. 50 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:20,892 - Oh, no. - Hey. 51 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,601 Let mom look at this. Hold on. 52 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,811 Oh. Oh, we gotta change this dressing. 53 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,021 Take him to the bedroom. Prop him up. 54 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,362 - Here we go. Here we go. - Get some wet towels. 55 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,437 - Here we go. - Shouldn't he go to a hospital? 56 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:33,362 No. I'll, I'll get him back on track. It's what I do. 57 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,236 Wait, you're a doctor? 58 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:36,781 I'm better than a doctor. 59 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:38,783 I'm a mom. 60 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,156 Left, right, left, right. 61 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,251 [Andre exhales deeply] 62 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,044 He's gonna be fine. My mom is a miracle worker. 63 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,092 How about you? Are you okay? 64 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,629 Uh, well, not really. This is my problem too. 65 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,340 Doug probably blames me for losing his job. 66 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,051 That's why he's put me in this deadly little game of his 67 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,222 just for payback. 68 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,394 Yeah. Okay, that's fine then. 69 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,809 When Kevin gets back to full health, 70 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,727 he will think of an incredible plan for all of us. 71 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,765 No, no, fuck that. We can't just sit here. 72 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,109 We need to do something. We need to get to the bottom of this. 73 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,185 Who is the person who Kevin trusts the most? 74 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,280 Uh, his agent. 75 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,395 - Really? - Yeah. 76 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,275 Let's pay them a visit. 77 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,159 Right now? We can't go right now. 78 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,445 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jordan, we can't go right now. 79 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,579 But what about this? 80 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,486 What about this? You're famous, Jordan, you get in there, 81 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,334 they're gonna recognize you. That's a problem. 82 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,249 Second is, Doug actually thinks that you're dead, right? 83 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,329 You blew up. 84 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,753 Shit. You're right. 85 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,210 Oh, my God. I just thought of something amazing. 86 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,593 Thank me. Thank me now. [chuckles] 87 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:36,721 Let me hear it first. 88 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,337 Smart. That's a smart move. Okay. 89 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,803 In the back, there-- there's a disguise. 90 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,263 I always keep a spare disguise for Kevin in the back. 91 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,263 Grab that bag real quick. 92 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,638 You have spare disguises. 93 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:45,931 Yes. I mean, 94 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,694 sometimes Kevin likes to live anonymously, right? 95 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:51,107 Whether he wants to go grocery shopping, 96 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,146 feed the ducks, heckle a stranger. 97 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:58,994 [scoffs] Yeah. I'm not wearing this. 98 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,739 Come on. Did you see all of them real quick? 99 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,906 Like this one right here. Okay. This one right here... 100 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,990 Andre, the road. 101 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,914 I'm doing it. It's a hard left with my knees, baby. 102 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:06,963 Look at this. 103 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:10,705 [stereotypical 90s music playing] 104 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,216 This is embarrassing. 105 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,426 Just... we're lucky that you and Kevin are in the same size. 106 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,466 You know what I mean? 107 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,679 Think about this as your greatest acting role to date. 108 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:27,179 You got this. Okay? 109 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,310 [music ends] 110 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:30,271 [knocks on desk] 111 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:34,653 Uh, we're here to see, uh... [clears throat] Scott Heyman. 112 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,569 Okay. 113 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,744 And you are? 114 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,699 [in British accent] Ronald Mondovia the III. 115 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:47,750 A pleasure to meet you, and this is the wickedly talented... 116 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,628 [in manly tone] Bill. [clears throat] My name is Bill. 117 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:56,459 Bill Mondovia. We're both Mondovias. 118 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,013 This is my uncle on my mama's side. 119 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,795 Shit fuck, can this man cook a goose? 120 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,312 [in normal tone] What was all that before? 121 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,308 Mondovia? That's nobody's surname. 122 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,650 [in normal tone] What did you expect? Okay? 123 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,765 I couldn't concentrate. 124 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,361 Your accent was fucking insane. 125 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,396 - My accent? - Yes, 126 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,319 [in low tone] Bill, Bill, Bill. 127 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,817 It-- okay. It wasn't great, but I mean... 128 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,200 - My accent? I nailed my accent. - Do you know what? It doesn't-- 129 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,486 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because there's no way 130 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,829 they're letting us go back to see Kevin's agent, okay? 131 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,700 They probably all called security. 132 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,332 So, if security comes, 133 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,748 we just pretend to be Ronald and Bill Mondovia, 134 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,917 the very famous Instagram influencers 135 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,706 who make unboxing videos. 136 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,130 What is this? We unbox it. And it's a smaller box. 137 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,209 - Okay? - Look, look, look. 138 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,263 She's going to the loo. 139 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,884 I don't think that Bill will call it the loo, 140 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,304 though he's more old school. 141 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,352 We're actually about to take a shit. 142 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,979 [as Ronald] Play it cool. Play it cool. 143 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:52,055 Like and subscribe, please. 144 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,150 [as himself] Okay. Stop, stop, stop right there. 145 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:58,228 Right there. That's Kevin's agent. 146 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:00,363 Who's he talking to? 147 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,373 It's not Kevin. 148 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,912 [groaning] 149 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:13,873 Shh. Try not to move. 150 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,248 Mr. Kevin Hart needs to regain his strength. 151 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,302 [groaning] 152 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:23,875 As long as it takes, you'll be here in my house, 153 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,548 listening to my stories, 154 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,806 eatin' my Christmas pork chops. 155 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,136 [groaning] 156 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,352 Shh. 157 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:39,941 When my husband was wounded years ago, I couldn't save him. 158 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:43,203 But now, I've got a second chance with you. 159 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:47,239 Kevin Hart, America's treasure. 160 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,697 Cynthia's treasure. 161 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:52,752 [foreboding music playing] 162 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,246 [dramatic music playing] 163 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,958 [phone dialing] 164 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,668 Mom, Mom, put Kevin on. 165 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:58,998 [Andre's mom on phone] I can't. He's sleeping. 166 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,962 It's an emergency. Put him on right now, Mom. 167 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,213 Come on. Wake him up. 168 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,549 Hello? Are you here to rescue me? 169 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,301 I think I've been poisoned. 170 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,102 Kevin, listen up very closely, okay? 171 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,386 We've just been on a deep cover 172 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:11,969 reconnaissance mission and we fucking nailed-- 173 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,929 Doug is you, you've been replaced by Doug. 174 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,694 [Kevin on phone] Wait, what? Replaced? I don't understand. 175 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,937 And that's because my mommy 176 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,768 just gave you a very low dose narcotic. 177 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,613 Don't worry about it. But when you come to, 178 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,148 you have to understand that Doug 179 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,281 is trying to convince people that he is you. 180 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,239 He's fixed his teeth. He's changed his hair. 181 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,409 - I mean, his mannerism. - Yeah. 182 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,487 Oh, my God. He's, he's you. 183 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,657 Yeah, well, he can't fool my staff. 184 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,252 They'll know it's not me. 185 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,787 They're my village. 186 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,750 [chanting] Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. 187 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:43,420 You get a raise. 188 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:47,052 That's right. Everybody gets a raise. Huh? You know why? 189 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,640 [Doug as Kevin] 'Cause I'm Kevin. I'm Kevin. 190 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:53,144 Sorry, Kevin is suddenly very tired. He needs his rest. Bye. 191 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,180 [Jordan on phone] No, no, no, no. 192 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:55,433 [Andre on phone] Mom, no, Mom. Mom, do-- 193 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:56,644 [groaning] 194 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,523 Shh. 195 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,938 If Kevin wants to get through to Doug, 196 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,242 there's only one man he can talk to. 197 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,646 Mr. 206. 198 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,817 I don't-- who-- who's Mr. 206? 199 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,203 He's a pretty famous stuntman, and he's Doug's mentor. 200 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,582 Okay. Okay, fine. Then this is easy. 201 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,869 We just take Kevin to see Mr. 206. 202 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,333 We? Nope. No way. I... [chuckles] 203 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,504 will not be going to see 206. 204 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,383 He is a complete psychopath. 205 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,009 He nearly killed me in a stunt rehearsal, 206 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,466 and then tried to make me apologize. 207 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,376 Jordan, Jordan, Kevin needs you right now. 208 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:30,804 - [Jordan] He needs me? - He does right now. 209 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:34,182 Oh, I thought Kevin doesn't need anyone until he needs everyone. 210 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,812 Okay, fine. Then I'll take him to see Mr. 206. 211 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,100 Why? This is Kevin's problem. 212 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,773 You should just let him go on his own. 213 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:44,942 No. As long as I'm Kevin's assistant, 214 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,862 I'll never drive himself anywhere. 215 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,411 [dramatic music swelling] 216 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,525 It's in neutral. 217 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:54,662 I am so sorry. We're slowing down. I was trying to go faster. 218 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,120 We did the opposite. 219 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:12,339 I am so happy my mom was able to nurse you back to health. 220 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,724 What did you just say to me? 221 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,890 The woman put drugs in my goddamn pork chop. 222 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,059 She tried to poison me. 223 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,767 She's amazing, right? Look at you now. 224 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,188 Okay. Come on. Come on. 225 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,556 So, tell me, why did they call him 206? 226 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,020 'Cause it's 206 bones in the human body. 227 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,784 They said before he became a mentor in the stunt game 228 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,066 that he broke every single one of 'em. 229 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,739 Actually, no, it was 205, but then it was last day of filming 230 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,488 and they say he broke the 206th one. 231 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,239 What? Which one was that? 232 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,202 Pinky toe right foot, snapped it. 233 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,252 Goddamn. 234 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,785 [knocking] 235 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,205 [Kevin] Uh, hello? 236 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,626 [Kevin] Uh, 206. 237 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,920 Hey, M-M-Mr. Two hundred and six? 238 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,014 It's 206. 239 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,388 [206] Sign says, "No solicitor." Go away. 240 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,848 Yeah. No, we, we didn't see a sign. There's no sign. 241 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,139 [206] Who took my fucking sign? 242 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:01,102 We didn't take it. 243 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,101 Hey, either way, we're not here to solicit. 244 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,313 We're, we're not-- we're not selling anything. 245 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,944 You, you don't even recognize my voice. [laughs] 246 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,571 And you know who's at the door right now? 247 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,948 This is Kevin Hart, comedian, actor. 248 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,025 [Andre laughing] 249 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:17,990 I just told you to go... 250 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,833 - the fuck away! - Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 251 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,041 [dramatic music playing] 252 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:28,641 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0